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About The Captains Log

Dov Citron aka Captain Calamity is a deeply flawed Human Being, A Man who never grew up, Father of two young cheeky and overly spoilt middle class boys and a Husband to a very understanding and also very stubborn Wife. He is also a Multi Award Winning Children's Entertainer, Blogger, YouTuber and Picture Book Author. His Blogs are a candid, honest, humorous and quirky view of every day life's trials and tribulations and the huge contrast between being a family man and Captain Calamity Children's Entertainer.

The Captains Log 5 — MAD House Kids Entertainment

Gasses, Goths and Genecide This month was all about liquids turning into gasses, bright red foam shooting out of a pot, smoke rings that blow cups over and bubbles that are big enough to stand in. It was also a … Continue reading

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The Captains Log 5

Gasses, Goths and Genecide This month was all about liquids turning into gasses,  bright red foam shooting out of a pot, smoke rings that blow cups over and bubbles that are big enough to stand in. It was also a joy to … Continue reading

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The Captain’s Log 4

Road Trip, Green Sludge and an Elbow in the Balls It’s 10 past 10 in the morning and I’m sitting here in a tiny corner cafe in Euston drinking a glass of of decaffeinated latte which is going down nicely. … Continue reading

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The Captain’s Log 3

The Lollipop Lighthouse I’m starting to get used to this ‘Blogging Lark’. So grab yourself a mug of your favourite hot beverage, recline back in an arm chair with your feet up on the pouffiest pouffe and let me take … Continue reading

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The Captain’s Log 2

Best Foot Forward It’s Sunday. I’ve entertained at three parties this weekend and I’m sitting in Cafe Nero cradling a mug of tea before embarking on my final party of the weekend. A group of Polish girls chat in broken English … Continue reading

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The Captains Log (Reboot)

Tumbling Out of Control Over the years I’ve made many attempts at writing a blog. I’ve written hints and tips for running a party, I’ve talked about the psychology of engaging different age groups, I’ve tried to be sarcastic and … Continue reading

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Summer Shows, Rhymes and Prose

It’s been a Whirlwind July at Captain Calamity HQ with great schools Fun Days, Community Events and Festivals. I’ve blown up my 6′ Balloon and climbed inside it on quite a few occasions in June and July and it always … Continue reading

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